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“She has got legs longer then I could ever wish for and a chest any woman envies”

“When Miss Mills gets that vacuous look on her face when
performing 'Barbie', you'd swear she is channeling Barbie herself”

biography
 
 

Once upon a day in a land far, far away (that’s close to Amsterdam)
there was a beautiful girl and her name was Windy Mills...

Windy lived with her evil stepmother Mama Dolores on a trailer park, where she was locked up in their trailer because Mama Dolores was jealous on her stunning looks, beautiful soul, full breasts and long legs, and much more.

Any who, Windy was only allowed to leave their trailer on special occasions… like Halloween. Until this one Halloween night, the night she met here fairy god mother Ida Slapter. From that day on everything changed. Ida offered Windy a chance to live a life of freedom, success, jet set, glitter, glamour and a bit of fame.

That had been her only wish since she was a young girl.
Ida knew this and she wiggled her magic nose and tapped her Rudy slipper three times, and before you could say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!